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God Bless all our men & women that are fighting so we can retain rights like freedom of speech, which allows this page.
"Don't condemn the warrior, just because you don't like the war!"
The true soldier fights not because he hates what is
in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him.'
"Men sleep peacefully in their beds at night
because rough men stand ready
to do violence on their behalf." - George Orwell
"Life isn't about how to survive the storm,
But how to dance in the rain." -Unknown Author
A Brave Man
True bravery is
arriving home late after a guy's night out, being
assaulted by your wife with a broom, and still having the guts to ask:
"Are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"
Ever Driven a Honda bike?
A biker is riding a new motorcycle on the highway. While passing a car, he knocks on the window. The driver of the car opens the window, "Yes?""Ever driven a Honda motorcycle?"
"No I haven't"
The biker drives on, until he sees the next car. While passing it, he knocks on the window. The driver of the car opens the window: "Yes?"
"Ever driven a Honda motorcycle?"
"No I haven't"
Then suddenly there is a curve, the biker sees it too late. He crashes off the road into a ditch. A car stops and a man runs to the unlucky biker. The biker, while in severe pain, asks, "Ever driven a Honda motorcycle?"
"Yes I have. I had a Honda for 20 years."
The biker says, "Tell me, where are the brakes?"
Questions of Logic
1. Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
2. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
3. When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in in, what happens to the other
penny?
4. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.
5. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not a racist?
6. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
7. Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
8. Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
9. If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?
10. "I am." is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. How is it, then, that "I do," is the longest sentence?
11. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and drycleaners depressed?
12. Why is it that if someone tells you that there are one billion stars in the universe, you'll believe it, but if you're told a wall has wet paint, you'll have to touch it to be sure?
13. If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from Holland called "Holes"?
Bottle of Wine
For all of us who are married, were married, wish you were married, or wish you weren't married, this is something to smile about the next time you open a bottle of wine.Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road. As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the Navajo woman if she would like a ride.
With a silent nod of thanks, the woman got into the car. Resuming the journey, Sally tried in vain to make a bit of small talk with the Navajo woman. The old woman just sat silently, looking intently at everything she saw, studying every little detail, until she noticed a brown bag on the seat next to Sally.
"What's in the bag?" asked the old woman.
Sally looked down at the brown bag and said, "It's a bottle of wine. got it for my husband." The Navajo woman was silent for another moment or two. Then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder, she said, "Good trade."
Interesting info:
This message even tells us who DOES NOT buy from the Saudis..................... Interesting:
WHERE TO BUY AMERICAN GASOLINE. THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT TO KNOW. READ ALL THE WAY TO THE BOTTOM.
Gas rationing in the 70's worked even though we grumbled about it. It might even have been good for us! Are you aware that the Saudis are boycotting American products? In addition, they are gouging us on oil prices. Shouldn't we return the favor? Can't we take control of our own destiny and let these giant oil importers know who REALLY generates their profits, their livings? How about leaving American Dollars in America and reduce the import/export deficit?
An appealing remedy might be to boycott their GAS. Every time you fill up your car you can avoid putting more money into the coffers of Saudi Arabia. Just purchase gas from companies that don't import their oil from the Saudis. Nothing is more frustrating than the feeling that every time I fill up my tank, I'm sending my money to people who want me, my family and my friends dead.
The following gas companies import Middle Eastern oil:
Shell....................... 205,742,000 bbl
Chevron/Texaco...144,332,000 bbl
Exxon Mobil.............130,082,000 bbl
Marathon/Speedway.117,740,000 bbl
Amoco........................62,231,000 bbl
CITGO oil is from Venezuela, the "President" is Dictator Hugo Chavez who openly hates America and vows to cause our economic destruction! (We pay Chavez's regime nearly $10 Billion per year in oil revenues!)
The U.S. currently imports 5,517,000 barrels of crude oil per day from OPEC. If you do the math at $70 per barrel, (today's price) that's over $386 million PER DAY($141 BILLION per year!) handed over to OPEC, many of whose members are our confirmed enemies!!!!! It won't stop here - oil prices could go to $200 a barrel or higher if we're not careful and keep buying their products.
Hear are the ones that DO NOT buy any Middle Eastern oil:
Sunoco............................ 0 barrels
Conoco............................. 0 barrels
Sinclair............................ 0 barrels
BP / Phillips.................. 0 barrels
Hess. ............................. 0 barrels
ARC0................................ 0 barrels
Maverick........................ 0 barrels
Flying J. ....................... 0 barrels
Valero.............................. 0 barrels
*Murphy Oil USA * ......... 0 barrels
Note: Murphy is sold at Wal-Mart , the gas is from South Arkansas and fully USA owned and produced. Not only that but they give scholarships to all children in their town who finish high school and are legal US citizens.
All of this information is available from the U.S. Department of Energy and each company is required to state where they get their oil and how much they are importing.
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